News Flash!

MAN-EATING PLANT MAKES BABIES!

Pods

Well, it hasn’t actually made any babies yet. It is just about to bloom. Here is a closeup of the “flowers”.

Babies

And, it doesn’t actually eat men either. Recently it has been eating mosquitoes that had the audacity to try to bite us. We knocked them out and dropped them into the plant. The plant apparently likes the menu because it has put out those potential blooms.

It looks like something out of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

I think I will call it “Audrey Jr.” If that fiddle head opens up with the faces of mosquitoes in it, I am going to run away.

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