Author Archives: kimerer_brian

“Icky” That is the word that DG used to describe his fishing hobby. “It’s icky”, he said. He is no longer interested in fishing. So he is on the prowl to find a different hobby. “How about tatting?”, I said. … Continue reading →

DG was not happy when I reminded him that he needs to clean his fish. It needs to be scaled and gutted and skinned…. The fact that he has procrastinated for a few days doesn’t help. It could be that … Continue reading →

DG caught a fish. Wow! I’ve seen bait bigger than that! Oops. Hey. Nice fish. How big was the one that got away?

“Spring has sprung, da grass is growin’ I wonder who will do da mowin’ Listen to dem boidies sing! Da little boids is on da wing. No, wait a minute, dats absoid. Da little wings is on da boid.” Spring … Continue reading →

Now that DG’s antlers are gone, he is still complaining about side effects. He is worried that his second Covid shot has not given him proper immunity. DG: “That needle was awful small. What if there wasn’t enough vaccine in … Continue reading →

OH NO! DG got side effects from his second Covid shot! DG is NOT amused. OK. OK. Don’t get all bent out of shape. I’ll erase ’em. Sheesh….. no sense of humor.

I finally tracked down DG and offered him the second Covid shot. He wasn’t having anything to do with it. “Well”, I said, “what if I drew the needle a bit smaller?” “Still not convinced? How about this one?” “I … Continue reading →

It has been a few weeks since DG got his first Covid shot, so he is due for his second one. I drew another needle and went looking for him. Hmmm. He seems to have run off. If you see … Continue reading →

That isn’t even a little funny. It’s April 2nd. You missed it by a day. Just go back to bed.

DG has a sore arm from his Covid shot. “Don’t worry about it”, I said, “It’s better than having a sore head”. Bwaaa haaaa haaaaaa! Okay! Okay! It’ll  go away in a couple of days. Sheesh. What a grump.