Monthly Archives: January 2024

DG’s new diet of eating nothing but celery is all well and good, but I had a better idea. “Hey, DG, I think that my Shredded Wheat and Cardboard diet is better.” Yeah. If you run out of the shredded … Continue reading →

DG was shocked by what he saw on the scales last week, so he has gone on a Celery Only Diet. Because I don’t know how to draw celery well enough that people will realize what it is supposed to … Continue reading →

Here we are at the Ides of January so it is time to check in and see how we are doing with our New Year’s resolutions. I have already failed at my resolution to “Eat more salt, fat and sugar … Continue reading →

I ran into DG, and he now has decided on his New Year’s Resolution. He decided to adopt my annual resolution, to “Eat more salt, fat and sugar and try to put on some weight”. It looks like he has … Continue reading →

I asked DG what his NewYear’s Resolution is. Oh. Just like that? After one marginal experience with it? You could try a different branch of philosophy. OK. But that sounds like another cop-out to me. My New Year’s Resolution is … Continue reading →

Now that DG is back, he wants to wish you a Happy New Year. DG is still annoyed with me for playing with his existence. In fact, he is so put off that he has filed another BM form on … Continue reading →