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Failed (Succeeded)

I have already failed at my New Years resolution to eat more fat, salt and sugar and put on weight. I am back to my fruit and veggies, and I have already lost three pounds of ugly fat. Funny.

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New Years Resolution

My New Years Resolution is the same as it is every year. “I resolve to eat more fat, salt, and sugar and try to put on weight.“ That way, when I fail at it, it is good for me. You … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year

DG is off to find his party hat to celebrate tonight. DG, that isn’t a party hat. That’s your same old Santa hat. Why are you wearing a Santa hat for our New Year celebration? Well, I guess you could … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas

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DG Decides

DG has decided that he wants to wear a Santa Hat. I suppose we can accept that….. for a couple of days anyway.

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Balaclava!

I found the answer! I will put DG in a balaclava! This has great benefits. We don’t have to look at him anymore. And nobody will even know who is in there. Yay! OK. Never mind.

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More Hat Ideas

Still looking for the proper hat for DG. Here’s a top hat. How about a nice bowler. Pith helmet? OK. This one looks good. Nah. We have the 250th coming up soon. This one might work.

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Oooooo…. Hats

I like that idea. I can do hats. How about a kitten hat? Don’t like kitten hats? How about this one?

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My Final Decision

I have made a final decision about what kind of hairdo DG will wear. DG will look great in a traditional comb over.

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Here’s Another One

Still looking for that perfect do for DG. How about this one? Actually, I was thinking it was Little Lord Fauntleroy. You got me on a technicality.

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