Category Archives: DG

DG was shocked by what he saw on the scales last week, so he has gone on a Celery Only Diet. Because I don’t know how to draw celery well enough that people will realize what it is supposed to … Continue reading →

Here we are at the Ides of January so it is time to check in and see how we are doing with our New Year’s resolutions. I have already failed at my resolution to “Eat more salt, fat and sugar … Continue reading →

I ran into DG, and he now has decided on his New Year’s Resolution. He decided to adopt my annual resolution, to “Eat more salt, fat and sugar and try to put on some weight”. It looks like he has … Continue reading →

I asked DG what his NewYear’s Resolution is. Oh. Just like that? After one marginal experience with it? You could try a different branch of philosophy. OK. But that sounds like another cop-out to me. My New Year’s Resolution is … Continue reading →

Now that DG is back, he wants to wish you a Happy New Year. DG is still annoyed with me for playing with his existence. In fact, he is so put off that he has filed another BM form on … Continue reading →

I have been giving some thought to what to do about DG’s disappearance when he stopped thinking. Actually, considering the quality of his mischief, I wondered why he hadn’t disappeared sooner. But, I digress. It came to me that since … Continue reading →

I ran into DG the other day. I have not seen DG for a long time, and I wondered what had happened. “Hey, DG” I said, “What’s going on? It’s been a year since I’ve seen you”. OK, but it’s … Continue reading →

I have not found time to create a bigger, better, louder fireworks display this year, so here is DG holding a sparkler. Sorry, but that’s all you get. Happy New Year anyway.

DG was admiring his Santa suit in the mirror when he noticed the bunny tail that I had tacked on it. He was not pleased. So he put a big lump of coal in my stocking. Since it is Christmas … Continue reading →

With Christmas getting closer, DG and I got together to compromise on his getup for the season. He promised to use his Santa Suit if I promised to design him a suit that doesn’t make him look like an idiot. … Continue reading →