DG chased those bunnies so hard that he got himself all tuckered out. So he decided to take a nap.

I can’t believe that I just animated DG taking a nap.
We have been locked up too long.
DG chased those bunnies so hard that he got himself all tuckered out. So he decided to take a nap.

I can’t believe that I just animated DG taking a nap.
We have been locked up too long.
Now that DG can move, I thought it would be a good idea if he got up off the sofa and went out to do something useful.
“Hey, DG, now that you can move, why don’t you get up off the sofa and go do something useful?”

“You heard me. Get up off the sofa and go do something useful”.

“Oh I don’t know. Why don’t you go out and chase the rabbits out of the garden? They are eating everything”.
And so, he did.
Well, at least he’s not sitting on the sofa any more.
Do me a favor and let the loop run for a while. DG needs the exercise.
We have a haunted LED flood light in the house.
Seriously…. this light was installed in our kitchen, and it does weird things when we turn the power on and off. I took it down to the workbench to check it out. Have a look at the video below:
Notice how it sort of wobbles and blinks when I plug it in. But that isn’t the strange bit. The strange bit is that it refuses to go off after I unplug it. It even gets brighter…. as if it is struggling not to go out. Cue the Twilight Zone® theme.
Go ahead. Watch it again!
Spooky, hunh?
But that isn’t the worst of it. Check out the box.

Notice the estimated life of the bulb. Now check out the bulb itself.

Yes. I am that crazy. When I install a light bulb, I write the date that I installed it on the base. I just like to see how long these things actually last.
Here is a closer view in case you can’t see the date in the photo above.

I installed that bulb on August 22 of 2019, less than a year ago. The life of the bulb is actually 41 days short of a year. So the bulb has lasted 324 days. Now, 22 years is 8030 days, so the bulb lasted 4.03486924035 % of its estimated life.
You can’t make this stuff up.
I know what you’re thinking… “Strange person who would blog about a light bulb”.
But then…. you’re reading this…. know what I mean. Just sayin’.
DG has really gotten into this moving thing. I caught him moving just for the fun of it.
This could become a problem in the future.
Happy 4th of July!
Stay safe.

Maybe that should be more like… ROCK!!!
So…. here is the backstory on the rock. Take a look at the thermometer.

Got that?
Now hold that thought.
So, the kids (wife and son) went out in that weather to plant some plants in the back 40. They have been doing that this summer. We have quite a plantation back there now. Looks nice, but it’s rocky soil.
Anyway, they started by digging the hole in the ground (makes sense) to put the plant in.
Then, they ran into the rock.
“Wow”, they said, “let’s dig that out of the ground”.
Kids: “You want to help dig a rock?”
Me: “No”
Kids: “You sure? It’ll be fun”
Me: “No”
Kids: “You sure?”
Me: “Yes”
So they dug it out.

That is the rock and the hole it came out of.
Here is the rock, posed with the tools of the trade for scale.

Not sayin’ nuthin’ about crazy, but I will end this post with a reminder.

Yours Truly, from my desk chair in my air-conditioned den.
Ever since DG was created back in the 1970’s he has been a static panel cartoon. All of his gags and mischief are frozen in time and space. There must be more to it than that.
Then, it occurred to me that what he needs is to get moving and a get little animated.
I found a great animation tool called Blender, which has allowed me to wake up DG and get him moving. Check this out.

He doesn’t seem very impressed with the improvement. Maybe I should let him sleep on it.
We had a breakthrough. DG looked in the mirror and saw it.

A hair.
Needless to say, DG is pleased.
Are you overrun with chipmunks this year? We are.
And they are getting rather bold. This one took a perch on the top step outside our back door and hung out there having a snack for about 10 minutes.

Closer view.

He just sat there chillin’ in the sun, even when I tapped on the window. Pretty cheeky.
And I am not allowed to say “Awwww… isn’t that cute?”
“It’s a mouse with racing stripes!”
We haven’t posted anything for a while, but we are still here.
And, we have been keeping busy during Armageddon…. we did some woodworking projects… some gardening projects…. we put up the Tiki lights around the patio…. long walks……. grocery shopping at 6:00 A.M…. (joy).
So we are getting along fairly well. Even DG has quieted down. Now he just sits around all day playing with his mental blocks.

Hmm. Maybe we should be worried.