Ah…. spring.
Finally!
Warm, sunny days…….


Ah…. spring.
Finally!
Warm, sunny days…….


DG is confused.

On Mother’s Day, Dad takes the kids all day to give Mom a break.
But then….
On Father’s Day, Dad gets to spend the entire day having quality time with the kids. Seems a little fishy.
But don’t pay any attention to DG. He has difficulty understanding the more subtle aspects of modern life.
DG got the Dentist’s bill.

I have gone looking for the Smelling Salts.
Well, DG got back at me. He wrote something on my mirror.

Such a witty guy.
I just wish he hadn’t done that with permanent marker.
Sigh.
Just for fun, I wrote some graffiti on DG’s mirror in his bathroom.


Ooops….. DG isn’t laughing.

Uh oh. That looks like a revenge frown to me.
Hey! C’mon. It’s a joke.
DG tasted the Sauerkraut again and started to warm up to it. In fact, he started to like it, so he has been eating it regularly.
But I think I should have warned him that there are some side effects to eating kraut.

Well, that was unfortunate.

Better out than in.
I made some sauerkraut. It turned out pretty well.

It was really easy to make…. just cabbage and salt. I shredded the cabbage, then crushed it with some salt and left it for a week in its own brine.
I think it’s pretty yummy, so I gave some to DG to taste.

Well, it does have the word “sauer” in its name.
Today, DG and I had to go back to the dentist for Round Two.
DG came away with just a cleaning, but unfortunately for me, I got a filling.
So DG drew a cartoon of me after our visit.

I guess payback is fair.
We must be snake-bit with respect to household appliances. We just lost another one.

Yup. The old Toast-R-Oven will no longer heat up. The timer still ticks, but there is no toasting going on.
Come to think about it, I overheard someone saying that about me the other day. I wonder what that means?
Anyway, our response time to these issues is improving. Witness the same-day replacement.

Also please note – as promised – no stupid cartoon faces.
Soooo…. what month is it anyway?

I mean…. really?