DG Won’t Give it Up

I shouted “Stop,” “Desist” and “Whoa”—
But DG, he would not let go. *

DG continues to “improve” this blog with his Dad jokes.

DG: What has five toes and isn't your foot?

I don’t know.

DG: My foot.

Yikes.

DG: What is green and has wheels?

I don’t know.

DG: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Groan.

DG: I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

Yeah?

DG: So we stopped playing chess.

I don’t know how I am going to survive this. I hope it’s over soon.

*Sincere apologies to the late great Shel Silverstein for butchering his Yipiyuk.

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DG Takes Over

DG has now taken over running this blog. Let’s see what he can do.

Hey, DG, what have you come up with?

DG smirking: What do you call a fake noodle?

Oh no. Come on! Dad jokes?

Noooo no no no. We are not doing Dad jokes.

DG frowning: I am in charge now. What do you call a fake noodle?

Sigh.

I don’t know. What do you call a fake noodle?

DG smirking: Impasta

Ahhhhh! That is so bad. Please stop.

DG smirking: Where to pirates get their hooks?

No no no no.

Can we just stop now?

DG frowning: Where do pirates get their hooks?

I don’t know. Where to pirates get their hooks?

DG smirking: Second hand stores.

Groan.

I think the hit counter just went down.

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DG Has an Opinion (go figure)

DG: Again with the birds. This is boring

You got something better?

DG: It was better after you started the argument over whether I could take over the blog.

I didn’t start that argument, you did.

DG: So, you're saying that I started the argument?

Ya, that was your fault.

DG: ...the argument that made this blog more interesting?

Ya, that argument.

DG: So.... I did, in fact, take over the blog and make it better.

Darn tootin’.

No… wait…uh, no…. I mean… dang… you tricked me.

DG smirking.

You do realize that I had to draw you with that smirk on your face, right?.

DG smirking: Not buyin' it.
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Out of the Nest

The robins have taken their chances and left the nest. The larger sibling is already gone, while the smaller one is hanging around checking out its options.

Shortly after I filmed this, this bird was gone as well.

I suppose that they are off to learn how to feed themselves and all the rest.

We hardly knew ye.

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They Grow Up So Quickly

I can remember when these guys were just little tykes crying for Mom to bring more food.

They will fly away soon.

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Baby Birds

I was finally able to capture a video of the baby birds preening and testing out their wings in the nest.

There are definitely two of them in there.

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Caught on Film

Earlier today I was looking out the window at the robin’s nest to see if there was anything interesting to photograph when the two adult birds decided to change places. So I snapped a photo.

Robin's nest through the window.

Zooming in a bit….

Nest showing chick.

There is the chick, yelling “feed me!”.

At a later observation, we saw two beaks sticking up, so there are at least twins in the nest.

Cool.

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Robins

A quick update on the Robin’s nest. The tree/bush that they built their nest in has bloomed.

Robin's nest with flowers.

Also, there is at least one chick in the nest. I did not get a photograph of the baby, but we have seen it poke its head up looking for Mom to bring another worm.

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Induction

DG: What's this nonsense of draw you drawing you drawing you? This can go on forever.

No, it doesn’t have to go on forever. In fact, I can use mathematical proof by induction to prove that I am right in all cases.

DG: How's that?

Mathematical induction is a method for proving that a statement P(n) is true for every natural number n that is greater than k, that is, that the infinitely many cases P(0),P(1),P(2),P(3), … all hold.

This is done by first proving a simple case, P(0), and then assuming that the case P(k) is true and proving that the next case P(k + 1) is also true.

The first step proves the statement is true for k = 0.

The second step proves that if the case holds for n = k then it must also hold for n = k + 1.

Those two steps prove that the statement holds for all natural numbers where n >= k.

Got it?

DG: What?

Try to keep up.

For the first step of the inductive proof we can prove that my assertion for k = 0, basically that I draw you, is obvious because if I haven’t drawn you, then there is no you to draw you.

DG: What?

For the second step, where you are drawing you, I can always demonstrate that I drew you drawing you, and if you add another you drawing you I can always assert that I drew you drawing you before you drew you since you are a cartoon character that I invented and draw.

DG: What?

Therefore, it is proven that no matter how many times you show a picture of you drawing you it is true that I always had to previously have drawn you doing that…. no matter how many times you try that trick.

There!

Waddaya think of that?

DG: I think you have issues.
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DG Still At It

I found DG busily drawing.

Hey, DG, whatcha doing?

DG drawing: "Drawing me .. drawing me.00
DG showing drawing of him drawing.

Ah, yes…. but then….. I did have to draw you drawing you drawing you.

DG frowning.
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