DG Reveals All!

Wild colors and text saying "OMG! DG REVEALS ALL!"
DG in Santa Hat saying "What the heck is that supposed to be?"

That’s Click Bait.

I have been thinking of ways to increase the readership of this blog, and apparently the way to do that is to use Click Bait thumbnails.

DG saying "And what would you do if I did reveal all?

Ewwwww.

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Where Have You Been?

DG wearing his Santa hat saying "You have been gone for a while"

Ya. I’ve been busy. Besides, I got tired of drawing that Santa Hat.

DG:  "What gives? You could be losing readers".

Ya. I know. Maybe both of ’em.

DG looking surprised.
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Warming Up to Santa

We are being clobbered with snow and freezing cold temperatures again, so I thought that I would give some attention to making DG’s Santa hat a bit warmer.

How about this idea?

DG in red hunters hat with a pom pom on top saying "Uncool."

Well, that is the point, isn’t it? Warm, not cool.

OK then how about back to the balaclava?

DG wearing a red balaclava with a pom pom on top saying "Just stop"

Well, then, go back to your freezing cold old Santa hat.

Ingrate.

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How Cold Was It?

It was sooooo cold…..

I took a snapshot of our thermometer this morning, and this is what I saw.

Thermometer showing minus zero degrees fahrenheit.

Minus zero degrees! And what’s with that minus? Is that just to taunt us with how cold that feels?

I suppose that DG is toasty in his Santa hat.

Hmmmm. Maybe he needs something less stylish and more insulated.

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DG Has Disappeared

We had a blockbuster snowstorm last weekend that delivered a couple of feet of snow.

And now, DG seems to have disappeared.

No, wait. There’s his hat sitting on a drift.

Snow drift with a Santa Hat on top of it.

OK fine, but where is DG?

DG in Santa Hat giving a thumbs up.

Oh. I hope he’s not too cold under there.

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Snow

It has been snowing here the last few days.

DG is stylin’ out there in his Santa Hat.

DG in his red Santa hat out in the snow.

At least he’s easy to spot wearing that hat.

Hey, DG, while you’re out there why don’t you grab a snow shovel and be useful?

DG frowning saying "Wha?"

Lazy bum.

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Failed (Succeeded)

I have already failed at my New Years resolution to eat more fat, salt and sugar and put on weight.

I am back to my fruit and veggies, and I have already lost three pounds of ugly fat.

DG wearing Santa hat saying "Lopped off your head?"

Funny.

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New Years Resolution

My New Years Resolution is the same as it is every year.

I resolve to eat more fat, salt, and sugar and try to put on weight.

That way, when I fail at it, it is good for me.

DG in Santa hat saying "I resolve to wear this hat forever"

You might want to rethink that decision in July.

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Happy New Year

DG is off to find his party hat to celebrate tonight.

DG wearing a Santa hat.

DG, that isn’t a party hat. That’s your same old Santa hat. Why are you wearing a Santa hat for our New Year celebration?

DG: I like it.

Well, I guess you could do worse.

DG blowing a party horn.

Happy New Year to all.

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Merry Christmas

DG eating a cookie and saying "Merry Christmas"
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