DG Won’t Give it Up

Posted on June 12, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I shouted “Stop,” “Desist” and “Whoa”—
But DG, he would not let go. *

DG continues to “improve” this blog with his Dad jokes.

DG: What has five toes and isn't your foot?

I don’t know.

DG: My foot.

Yikes.

DG: What is green and has wheels?

I don’t know.

DG: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Groan.

DG: I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

Yeah?

DG: So we stopped playing chess.

I don’t know how I am going to survive this. I hope it’s over soon.

*Sincere apologies to the late great Shel Silverstein for butchering his Yipiyuk.

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