Author Archives: kimerer_brian

Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t that a banned joke? Give me shelter. I’m gonna cry.

I have decided to cut the Gordian Knot and simply ban bad jokes from this blog. Here are the types of jokes that will no longer be allowed. There. That ought to take care of it. What is a “raspberry … Continue reading →

I decided to post some fish jokes, just for the Halibut Yuk yuk. Yeah, like “What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?” “Dam!” HA HA HAaaaaaa. Reprehensible? The biggest word I know is “mayonnaise”.

How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? I’m telling a pirate joke. Two can play that game. Don’t be picky. “None”, because they didn’t have light bulbs back then. Blah blah. Your’e just envious of my joke … Continue reading →

I have found another way to help determine what content we will post on this blog. We shall roll the dice. Click below to roll the dice. Well, um…. it doesn’t really, But I wanted to see if i could … Continue reading →

Wait a minute? What are you doing? No fair! You sneaked a Dad joke into the blog! What? You can’t just change the rules like that.

After our last toss of DG’s rigged coin, I looked around and found one that is a legitimate, fair coin with a head and a tail. Here is the coin. Push the button to check it out and confirm that … Continue reading →

We seem to have reached another impasse now that we have maxed out puppets and hands. So, we are still at a 50/50 standstill when voting on the contents of the blog. Therefore, I have determined that we shall decide … Continue reading →

DG wants to escalate this contest. So, here ya go. Well I still have to draw this blog, and I only have two hands. Um… I mean…. SOMEBODY…. has to draw this blog, and it might as well be Pat. … Continue reading →