Category Archives: DG

The Next New Doo

I am still trying out new hairdos for DG. Here’s another one. Lousy pun. Denied.

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DG New Doo

I’m still looking for a new doo for DG. How about a little Elvis?

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DG May Be On To Something

On a second look, DG may be on to something with the extra hair. I wonder how he would look with a new doo. How’s this? Not bad, even if I say so myself. Hey look! He’s Alfalfa.

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A New Look

DG showed up today sporting a new look. What’s with all the hair? Did you grow that or just stick it onto your head?

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More?

Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t that a banned joke? Give me shelter. I’m gonna cry.

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Banned Jokes

I have decided to cut the Gordian Knot and simply ban bad jokes from this blog. Here are the types of jokes that will no longer be allowed. There. That ought to take care of it. What is a “raspberry … Continue reading

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Somethin’ Fishy

I decided to post some fish jokes, just for the Halibut Yuk yuk. Yeah, like “What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?” “Dam!” HA HA HAaaaaaa. Reprehensible? The biggest word I know is “mayonnaise”.

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How Many Pirates…?

How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb? I’m telling a pirate joke. Two can play that game. Don’t be picky. “None”, because they didn’t have light bulbs back then. Blah blah. Your’e just envious of my joke … Continue reading

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Try Another Way

I have found another way to help determine what content we will post on this blog. We shall roll the dice. Click below to roll the dice. Well, um…. it doesn’t really, But I wanted to see if i could … Continue reading

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Speaking of Coins…

Wait a minute? What are you doing? No fair! You sneaked a Dad joke into the blog! What? You can’t just change the rules like that.

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