Well……. the Smoke Alarms went off again… with another false alarm… in the middle of the night. There was no smoke, no fire, no dust, no dirt, no painted-over louvers…… no deaf spiders crawling into the housing. Just lots of terrifying noise.
As usual, DG was awakened from his beauty sleep (which he desperately needs). For some reason, these alarms always seem to happen in the middle of the night. This one would not stop, regardless of what he tried.
DG was not happy.
So, he went to the basement and found the Smoke Alarm Silencing System (SASS), which he used effectively to stop the screeching, flashing, screaming, unholy racket.
Then, he was finally able to get back to his slumbers.
And the best part is……. the smoke alarm is just as effective in its current state as it was when it was pulled brand new from the box.