Two Weeks In

Here we are, two weeks into 2022. How’s it going with those New Years Resolutions?

DG’s resolution this year is to lose 5 pounds. Let’s check in and see how he’s doing.

How’s it going, DG?

DG mumbling

What? What was that? I didn’t actually catch that. Say again?

DG louder mumbling

I still didn’t understand that. Stop mumbling. How’s that New Years Resolution going?

Gained 5 pounds

Oh. Oops.

You should do what I do. I make the same resolution every year. “I resolve to eat more fat, salt, and sugar, exercise less and try to put on weight.” That way, when I fail at it…. it’s all good for me.

DG staring

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