It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?
It’s so hot that we had a cookout yesterday and didn’t have to turn on the grill.

It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?
It’s so hot that we are drinking hot coffee to cool off.

It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?
It’s so hot that the thermometer is showing a temperature higher than DG’s IQ.

It’s so hot…
Chorus: How hot is it?

Q.E.D.