Nothing Happens At Ten

It has been a loooong time since we blogged anything.

Why is that?

Well….. nothing is funny anymore.

No, it’s not.

NO… it’s NOT!

OK then. Here’s a joke.

Two men walk into a food riot….

Yes it is.

YES… it IS!

Gotcha.

Now that DG is friends with the bees, I think maybe he got a little bit too cozy with them.

You know, DG, sometimes those Bee Hugs only go one way.

Also, did you know that a bee can only sting you once?

Yeah. Once a bee stings you it dies.

But then maybe it isn’t all that bad…. it could have been a hornet that stung you, and a hornet doesn’t die after stinging.

…. so then….. it can come back and sting you again.

The heat has broken for now, and I heard the lawn mower being pushed around outside. Yay!

I ran outside to congratulate DG for finally getting off his derriere and doing some yard work. This is what I found.

What the heck?

So, then who is pushing the lawn mower around?

How do you suppose he made that happen?

Speaking of getting a bee in your bonnet… now that the heat has broken I managed to get DG out of the house for a bit.

Unfortunately, it seems that one of the bumble bees has taken a liking to him.

Actually, I think that the bumbler just wants to give DG a big ol’ Bee Hug.

It’s so hot…

Chorus: How hot is it?

It’s so hot that we had a cookout yesterday and didn’t have to turn on the grill.

It’s so hot…

Chorus: How hot is it?

It’s so hot that we are drinking hot coffee to cool off.

It’s so hot…

Chorus: How hot is it?

It’s so hot that the thermometer is showing a temperature higher than DG’s IQ.

It’s so hot…

Chorus: How hot is it?

Q.E.D.

DG is really complaining about this heat wave.

I can only imagine the complaining if he actually left the air conditioned house and went outside.

DG is protesting again. It looks like he wasn’t happy with all that yardwork I put him through last time.

There’s a lot of words on that sign. What does it say?

“Cartoons Against Mandatory Egregious Labor”.

Um. CAMEL?

Camel? What the heck kind of movement is “Camel”?

Ans: Slow.

Bwaaahaahaaa.

Hey, DG, if you’re going to have a movement, you need a logo. How about this
one?

Haaahaahaaa.

OK. Well, maybe that isn’t the very best logo, but it will get you over the hump until you get a better one.

Ha ha ha haaaaa…

Hey! DG! That logo looks a little bit like you!

Haaaaa haaa

Don’t get mad. Water you want from me? I’m dune the best I can.

Wait! Don’t desert me! I’m not done. We haven’t decided hooves at fault yet.

Haaa haaaa haaaa.

Hey, DG! What’s the difference between a camel with one hump and a camel with two
humps?

DG: Sigh. I don’t know. What?

Me: One hump. Duh

Haaa ha haaaa.

DG: Sigh

Me: Hey! DG! What did the camel say to the ostrich?

DG: Sigh. I don’t know, what?

Me: Nothing. Camels can’t talk. Duh.

Hahaaa haah haaaaa.

DG: Sigh

Hey! DG!

…

Hey! DG!

…

Hey! …. DG?

…

Now where did he go?

DG has been goofing off again, so I rousted him out to get some of that yardwork done.

“Hey, DG! Get up and get after that yardwork. It’s starting to look ratty.”

Oh yeah? You are a cartoon character, and I can draw you doing anything I want.

Check this out!

There! All done. Now, that wasn’t so bad, was it?

You are such a drama queen.