DG’s latest Halloween idea is to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

“No”, I said, “that will not do. It’s too political”.
“Besides”, I added, “it’s too scary”.

Oh, hush.
DG’s latest Halloween idea is to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

“No”, I said, “that will not do. It’s too political”.
“Besides”, I added, “it’s too scary”.

Oh, hush.
DG’s latest idea is to dress up as a ghost for Halloween.

“Well, DG”, I said, “That’s a pretty pedestrian costume”.

OK then…. we’ll leave it at that.
Sad news. Our old Snapper lawn mower has stopped working.

It is at the end of its rope.

It just …… snapped.
But the Snapper is old and doesn’t owe us anything. I still have the receipt. Check out the date.

But all is not lost. Say “Hello” to our new battery operated lawn mower.

It runs on rechargeable batteries. No gasoline. No oil. No blue smoke and noise and stink and oil changes and spills. Just push the button and mow the lawn.
We are Green, baby, Green!
Post Script: Realizing that I still have the original receipt for a 36 year old lawnmower was a real “Get-A-Life” moment.
Halloween is coming soon, and DG is trying to decide on what costume he wants to wear.
He thinks that Batman is the way to go.

Um…….. No.
How about “No”?
No no no no no…..
We still have to live in this neighborhood.
I found DG with yet another variation on his new hobby.
Watching Youtube videos.

I think that might be a self-limiting problem.

DG has stopped looking for his TV.
He has found an alternative.
Streaming.

Well, that’s pretty easy to take care of.

An unfortunate side effect is that I had to mow the lawn myself. Dang!.
OK. I will let you in on my little secret.
Where did I hide DG’s TV?

HA HA HA HAAAAA!
Any bets on how long it will take him to find it?
DG is still looking for his TV.
He looked in the pantry this time.

Unfortunately, he found some stale cookies in there.

Think I should tell him how old those are?
DG is still looking for his TV.
He looked in the closet.

He looked under the bed.

He looked behind the sofa.

Ewww, I could have gone all day without seeing that.
Whatever. I have hidden it where he will never find it.
Bwaaa haa haaaaa!
The rocks are finally done…. and I really mean it this time. We dragged them down to the front yard and lined them up.

They are lined up to make a retaining wall for a garden that will be installed in front of them at a later date.
It took a while, but there they are, all in their places with smiles on their faces.

JENNIFRED!!

That rock always has been a contrarian.