Nothing Happens At Ten

Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t that a banned joke?

Give me shelter.

I’m gonna cry.

I have decided to cut the Gordian Knot and simply ban bad jokes from this blog. Here are the types of jokes that will no longer be allowed.

• Dad Jokes
• Elephant Jokes
• Light Bulb Jokes
• Puns
• Pirate Jokes
• Flatulence Jokes
• Knock Knock Jokes
• Dirty Jokes
• Practical Jokes
• Cat Jokes
• Dog Jokes
• Computer Jokes
• Doctor Jokes
• Fish Jokes
• Mime Jokes
• Math Jokes

There. That ought to take care of it.

What is a “raspberry joke”?

Well, that was rude.

I decided to post some fish jokes, just for the Halibut

Yuk yuk.

Yeah, like “What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?”

“Dam!”

HA HA HAaaaaaa.

Reprehensible? The biggest word I know is “mayonnaise”.

How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?

I’m telling a pirate joke. Two can play that game.

Don’t be picky.

“None”, because they didn’t have light bulbs back then.

Blah blah. Your’e just envious of my joke telling skills.

I have found another way to help determine what content we will post on this blog.

We shall roll the dice.

Click below to roll the dice.

Well, um…. it doesn’t really, But I wanted to see if i could simulate a dice roll in my 3D animation tool.

Pretty cool, hunh?

Ya. Sorta reminds of your beady little eyes. Heh heh heh.

No. Wait a minute. That’s not what I meant.

Can I take that back?

Dang.

Wait a minute? What are you doing?

No fair! You sneaked a Dad joke into the blog!

What? You can’t just change the rules like that.

After our last toss of DG’s rigged coin, I looked around and found one that is a legitimate, fair coin with a head and a tail.

Here is the coin. Push the button to check it out and confirm that it is not a fake.

Now that we have a fair coin, we can proceed with the negotiations.

We shall toss the coin, and if it comes up heads, we let DG tell a Dad Joke, and if it comes up tails, I get to do something more sophisticated and funny.

Push the button to toss the coin.

Oops.

We seem to have reached another impasse now that we have maxed out puppets and hands.

So, we are still at a 50/50 standstill when voting on the contents of the blog.

Therefore, I have determined that we shall decide the contents of the blog using a coin toss. Heads, DG tells a Dad Joke; tails I do something more interesting.

Click on the Go button below to witness the coin toss.

Hey wait a minute!

There’s something fishy about that coin. Lets take another look, this time in slow motion.

It’s just as I thought.

That coin has two heads!

That’s not fair.

Why did you do that?

Hmmm. You might have me on a technicality.

DG wants to escalate this contest. So, here ya go.

Well I still have to draw this blog, and I only have two hands.

Um… I mean…. SOMEBODY…. has to draw this blog, and it might as well be Pat.

So, now what’re you going to do, Mister Smarty Pants?