DG’s Comeback

Posted on August 9, 2025 by kimerer_brian
DG with a puppet saying: I vote for dad jokes.

Your lips are moving.

DG: I don't have lips.
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Tie Breaker

Posted on August 4, 2025 by kimerer_brian

It seems that with the two of us running this blog, we have no way to resolve disputes. Therefore, I am introducing a new cartoon character to the cast. Say Hello to Pat.

Pat will be a valuable addition to our group… and a tie breaker.

Puppet with button eyes.
DG: What the heck is that thing?

That is Pat, your new co-equal cartoon character. Pat is now sharing the responsibility of protecting the high quality of the humor on the blog.

Pat: I am Pat. I vote NO on dad jokes.
DG: That isn't a cartoon character. That's a hand puppet.

No, it’s not. Pat is a real cartoon character, with opinions and ideas… and a vote.

Pat: I have free will.
DG: And whose hand is working it? Yours?

Um….. maybe…..

DG: Not fair!
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Blog Content Voting Begins

Posted on July 28, 2025 by kimerer_brian

Hey! I thought that we decided not to put any more Dad jokes on the blog!

DG: No, we decided to vote on what to include in the blog. I vote for dad jokes.

Well, I vote for NO dad jokes.

DG: Well then I guess we are at an impasse. Fine!

Fine!

So that’s that.

We are done!

The voting is done.

Um. Aren’t you going to complete the joke?

DG whistling.

Oh. I see….. Well.

As long as you already started it, you might as well go ahead and, you know, finish the joke.

DG: Not sayin'.

Oh, c’mon…. you can’t just drop it like that.

DG whistling.

Waddaya want me to beg? Let’s go! What invention was more important than the first telephone?

DG: The second telephone.

Gak! I don’t believe that you actually tricked me into that.

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Why I Make My Own Bagels

Posted on July 21, 2025 by kimerer_brian

For the last two or three years I have been making my own bagels. It takes me about 3 1/2 hours to make a half dozen bagels, and they cost at least as much as the bagels you can buy in the store.

So, why on Earth would I make them?

Well, for a few weeks life was getting in the way of bagels, you know, cars break down, appliances break down… There just wasn’t time to make bagels.

So I bought some bagels from the supermarket to get by until I could get back to making my own.

Then, one Saturday I sliced open one of my supermarket “Cinnamon and Raisin” bagels and here is what I saw.

Your homework assignment is to count the raisins that you see in that bagel.

Done? I bet it didn’t take long. That’s a cinnamon flavored dinner roll.

Last week I finally found time to make some of my own bagels, and when I sliced one of them open on Saturday, here is what I saw.

I don’t think that I have to give you an assignment on this one. As they say in the song, “One of these things is not like the other.”

I won’t mention the brand of bagels that I found in the supermarket, but it rhymes with “promises”.

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Truce

Posted on July 16, 2025 by kimerer_brian

DG and I have decided to call a halt to the conflict about who is running this blog. We have decided that we will be co-contributors to the blog. Hence, we have signed a truce.

Truce signed by DG and Min E. Mowse
DG: That isn't even your signature. That's a cartoon character signature.

Well you signed it with a cartoon character signature. What’s good enough for you is good enough for me.

But, whatever, I aim to please, so here you go.

Truce, signed by DG and a squiggly line.
DG: That isn't your real signature either. That's just a jiggly line!

Ya, well this is the internet, and that’s a dangerous place to post such things, so that’s all you’re going to get. Deal with it.

Ya ya! Spoil sport.

DG: Poo.
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DG’s Comeback

Posted on July 8, 2025 by kimerer_brian
DG in 10 balloons :What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Ink spots dropped on 5 balloons.
Ink spots dropped on 5 more balloons.
DG: two more balloons : A Stick
Ink spots dropped on the last two balloons.

Sweet victory.

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Gotcha

Posted on July 2, 2025 by kimerer_brian
DG: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
DG: She looked surprised.
DG with thought balloon blacked out.

Ha! Gotcha! Now what’re ya going to do?

DG frowning.
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Thinking About It

Posted on June 25, 2025 by kimerer_brian
DG: Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Wait a minute. What’s this new trick?

You’re just thinking the dad jokes into the blog?

DG: Because they're extinct.

That’s not right. You can’t just think dad jokes into the blog!

DG: I'm a cartoon character. Anything can happen.
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Still At It

Posted on June 18, 2025 by kimerer_brian

DG is still going at it….

DG smirking: I just found out that I’m colorblind.
DG smirking: The news came right out of the purple!

Enough is enough.

DG gagged.

That ought to take care of it.

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DG Won’t Give it Up

Posted on June 12, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I shouted “Stop,” “Desist” and “Whoa”—
But DG, he would not let go. *

DG continues to “improve” this blog with his Dad jokes.

DG: What has five toes and isn't your foot?

I don’t know.

DG: My foot.

Yikes.

DG: What is green and has wheels?

I don’t know.

DG: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Groan.

DG: I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

Yeah?

DG: So we stopped playing chess.

I don’t know how I am going to survive this. I hope it’s over soon.

*Sincere apologies to the late great Shel Silverstein for butchering his Yipiyuk.

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