Failed (Succeeded)

Posted on January 14, 2026 by kimerer_brian

I have already failed at my New Years resolution to eat more fat, salt and sugar and put on weight.

I am back to my fruit and veggies, and I have already lost three pounds of ugly fat.

DG wearing Santa hat saying "Lopped off your head?"

Funny.

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New Years Resolution

Posted on January 10, 2026 by kimerer_brian

My New Years Resolution is the same as it is every year.

“I resolve to eat more fat, salt, and sugar and try to put on weight.“

That way, when I fail at it, it is good for me.

DG in Santa hat saying "I resolve to wear this hat forever"

You might want to rethink that decision in July.

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Happy New Year

Posted on December 31, 2025 by kimerer_brian

DG is off to find his party hat to celebrate tonight.

DG wearing a Santa hat.

DG, that isn’t a party hat. That’s your same old Santa hat. Why are you wearing a Santa hat for our New Year celebration?

DG: I like it.

Well, I guess you could do worse.

DG blowing a party horn.

Happy New Year to all.

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Merry Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2025 by kimerer_brian
DG eating a cookie and saying "Merry Christmas"
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DG Decides

Posted on December 22, 2025 by kimerer_brian

DG has decided that he wants to wear a Santa Hat.

DG wearing a Santa Hat

I suppose we can accept that….. for a couple of days anyway.

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Balaclava!

Posted on December 17, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I found the answer! I will put DG in a balaclava!

DG in a balaclava.

This has great benefits. We don’t have to look at him anymore. And nobody will even know who is in there. Yay!

DG in balaclava with his one hair springing out.

OK. Never mind.

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More Hat Ideas

Posted on December 11, 2025 by kimerer_brian

Still looking for the proper hat for DG.

Here’s a top hat.

DG in a top hat saying "Too upscale"

How about a nice bowler.

DG in a bowler hat saying "Not upscale enough."

Pith helmet?

DG in a pith helmet saying "Wrong season".

OK. This one looks good.

DG in a tricorn hat saying "You're kidding, right?"

Nah. We have the 250th coming up soon. This one might work.

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Oooooo…. Hats

Posted on December 4, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I like that idea. I can do hats. How about a kitten hat?

DG wearing a kitten hat.
DG: No! Just No!

Don’t like kitten hats? How about this one?

DG with funny ear flap hat saying "At least it's warm.
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My Final Decision

Posted on November 27, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I have made a final decision about what kind of hairdo DG will wear.

DG will look great in a traditional comb over.

DG with a comb over.
DG: Don't even think about it!
DG wearing a fedora saying Maybe I'll just wear a hat from now on.
DG: Happy Thanksgiving.
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Here’s Another One

Posted on November 19, 2025 by kimerer_brian

Still looking for that perfect do for DG. How about this one?

DG: with a blonde pageboy haircut saying "wrong gender".

Actually, I was thinking it was Little Lord Fauntleroy.

DG: Wrong social status.

You got me on a technicality.

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