Ledebouria socialis

Ledebouria socialis … or … Silver squill, wood hyacinth, leopard lily.

We are into SPOTH’s again. This one is really tiny.

Whole plant

The whole plant is about 6 inches tall. This is what the flower stem looks like.

Closeup of the flowers

Each of the flowers is less than a quarter inch across. Here is a closer view of the flowers.

Closer view

Pretty nifty.

I wonder where you can find bees that are small enough to pollinate ’em.

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Tradescantia (Cyanotis) somaliensis (Pussy Ears)

Wow. That’s a mouthful, even for a SPOTH.

Tradescantia Plant

I guess they get the name from the tiny little flower. It has a spectacular blue color.

Blue Flower

Unlike our usual Man-Eating entries, this one looks kind of cuddly and huggable.

https://worldofsucculents.com/cyanotis-somaliensis-pussy-ears/

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Software Upgrade!

I was perusing the morning newspaper when I came upon this article.

Must put key in ignition to run car.

Instantly, I jumped up and ran to the garage to see if our vehicles are safe. With great relief, I discovered that this upgrade has already been installed on our 2002 Corolla.

That was a close call.

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SPOTH!

I haven’t done a SPOTH for a long time, so here is a new one.

In case you have not been reading this blog for a while, a SPOTH is a Strange Plant Of The Hour. You see, my son keeps and raises strange, sometimes dangerous, some times man-eating, plants down in our basement, and on occasion I will post photos of them.

Here is a photo of today’s SPOTH.

Long stringy plant

OK. So what? It’s a stringy clingy little plant. But check out the tiny little flower ( highlighted in the red circle below)

Circled tiny flower

Strange flower

Yikes. It has gecko fingers in the middle of it. Or maybe it just ate a gecko, and the lizard is still trying to get out.

The base of the plant is pretty strange too.

Bulbous base in pot

You probably can’t read the label, but it says “Euphorbia globosa”. So, it’s a globby plant?

But that ain’t nuthin’. This one is the baby. Here’s the Momma Glob

Lots of globs

If that isn’t strange enough…. well I’ll go take another look down there. You never know what you are going to find.

(If I don’t come back up, call the Mounties).

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There Be Dragons

I had some curly maple cutoffs left over from other projects that were too small to do much with, so I started making little jewelry boxes out of them. I asked my son if he would like a jewelry box, and he said:

“If you carve a dragon on the lid.”

Yikes. I had never done any significant wood carving, much less dragon carving, but I am usually up for a double-dare. So I got my hands on some carving tools, and this is what I came up with.

The box with the dragon lid

It’s the box with the dragon lid.

Just the lid

Not bad for a first try.

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Happy New Year

I have not found time to create a bigger, better, louder fireworks display this year, so here is DG holding a sparkler.

DG Holding a sparkler

Sorry, but that’s all you get.

Happy New Year anyway.

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Merry Christmas

DG was admiring his Santa suit in the mirror when he noticed the bunny tail that I had tacked on it.

He was not pleased.

So he put a big lump of coal in my stocking.

Coal in sock

Since it is Christmas Eve, I said I was sorry and removed the tail. We are now pals again, and DG is ready for Christmas.

DG smiling with bunny ears

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Compromise

With Christmas getting closer, DG and I got together to compromise on his getup for the season.

He promised to use his Santa Suit if I promised to design him a suit that doesn’t make him look like an idiot. So, we tried some things and negotiated.

Here’s our first try.

Too Small

OK then, how about this one?

Way too big

Well then, how about this?

Hey. That's perfect

Cool. Now, off you go.

DG with bunny tail

Snicker.

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DG’s Holiday Spirit

DG didn’t like what I did to him when I drew him as and elf, so I have been tossing around some better ideas on how to dress him up for the holidays.

I thought he might do nicely as a candy cane.

Nope! Not!

Well, OK then. Maybe he could be dressed up as a star.

Don't even think about it!

Or then maybe he could be a sheep.

Baaaaahd idea!

Ah. I’ve got it. Scrooge! DG is Scrooge!

Oh, humbug.

 

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DG, the Elf

After I did that Fat Gag, DG was so worried about what I might do to him in his Santa Suit that he decided this year to dress up as an Elf.

Very short DG

Hey, why am I so short?

Because you are an Elf, and Elves are short.

Not fair. Make me taller!

OK. Have it your way.

Very tall DG. That's not funny.

Some people are just never satisfied.

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