Nothing Happens At Ten

Wait a minute? What are you doing?

No fair! You sneaked a Dad joke into the blog!

What? You can’t just change the rules like that.

After our last toss of DG’s rigged coin, I looked around and found one that is a legitimate, fair coin with a head and a tail.

Here is the coin. Push the button to check it out and confirm that it is not a fake.

Now that we have a fair coin, we can proceed with the negotiations.

We shall toss the coin, and if it comes up heads, we let DG tell a Dad Joke, and if it comes up tails, I get to do something more sophisticated and funny.

Push the button to toss the coin.

Oops.

We seem to have reached another impasse now that we have maxed out puppets and hands.

So, we are still at a 50/50 standstill when voting on the contents of the blog.

Therefore, I have determined that we shall decide the contents of the blog using a coin toss. Heads, DG tells a Dad Joke; tails I do something more interesting.

Click on the Go button below to witness the coin toss.

Hey wait a minute!

There’s something fishy about that coin. Lets take another look, this time in slow motion.

It’s just as I thought.

That coin has two heads!

That’s not fair.

Why did you do that?

Hmmm. You might have me on a technicality.

DG wants to escalate this contest. So, here ya go.

Well I still have to draw this blog, and I only have two hands.

Um… I mean…. SOMEBODY…. has to draw this blog, and it might as well be Pat.

So, now what’re you going to do, Mister Smarty Pants?

Your lips are moving.

It seems that with the two of us running this blog, we have no way to resolve disputes. Therefore, I am introducing a new cartoon character to the cast. Say Hello to Pat.

Pat will be a valuable addition to our group… and a tie breaker.

That is Pat, your new co-equal cartoon character. Pat is now sharing the responsibility of protecting the high quality of the humor on the blog.

No, it’s not. Pat is a real cartoon character, with opinions and ideas… and a vote.

Um….. maybe…..

Hey! I thought that we decided not to put any more Dad jokes on the blog!

Well, I vote for NO dad jokes.

Fine!

So that’s that.

We are done!

The voting is done.

Um. Aren’t you going to complete the joke?

Oh. I see….. Well.

As long as you already started it, you might as well go ahead and, you know, finish the joke.

Oh, c’mon…. you can’t just drop it like that.

Waddaya want me to beg? Let’s go! What invention was more important than the first telephone?

Gak! I don’t believe that you actually tricked me into that.

DG and I have decided to call a halt to the conflict about who is running this blog. We have decided that we will be co-contributors to the blog. Hence, we have signed a truce.

Well you signed it with a cartoon character signature. What’s good enough for you is good enough for me.

But, whatever, I aim to please, so here you go.

Ya, well this is the internet, and that’s a dangerous place to post such things, so that’s all you’re going to get. Deal with it.

Ya ya! Spoil sport.

Sweet victory.