The Next New Doo

Posted on November 13, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I am still trying out new hairdos for DG. Here’s another one.

DG: I Ross spectfully decline to wear this.

Lousy pun. Denied.

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DG New Doo

Posted on November 5, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I’m still looking for a new doo for DG. How about a little Elvis?

DG with an Elvis hairdo..
DG: That's not funny.
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DG May Be On To Something

Posted on October 29, 2025 by kimerer_brian

On a second look, DG may be on to something with the extra hair. I wonder how he would look with a new doo.

How’s this?

DG with a center part haircut.

Not bad, even if I say so myself.

DG's single hair pops up.

Hey look! He’s Alfalfa.

DG frowning, looking like Alfalfa.
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A New Look

Posted on October 22, 2025 by kimerer_brian

DG showed up today sporting a new look.

DG with more hairs and smirking.

What’s with all the hair? Did you grow that or just stick it onto your head?

DG: Tuba glue.
DG with one hair falling off.
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More?

Posted on October 12, 2025 by kimerer_brian
DG: What do you use to fix brass instruments in a band?

Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t that a banned joke?

DG: No it isn't. It's a band joke.

Give me shelter.

DG: a Tuba glue.

I’m gonna cry.

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Banned Jokes

Posted on October 6, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I have decided to cut the Gordian Knot and simply ban bad jokes from this blog. Here are the types of jokes that will no longer be allowed.

  • Dad Jokes
  • Elephant Jokes
  • Light Bulb Jokes
  • Puns
  • Pirate Jokes
  • Flatulence Jokes
  • Knock Knock Jokes
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Practical Jokes
  • Cat Jokes
  • Dog Jokes
  • Computer Jokes
  • Doctor Jokes
  • Fish Jokes
  • Mime Jokes
  • Math Jokes

There. That ought to take care of it.

DG: What about raspberry jokes?

What is a “raspberry joke”?

DG blowing a Bronx Cheer
DG smirking.

Well, that was rude.

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Somethin’ Fishy

Posted on October 1, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I decided to post some fish jokes, just for the Halibut

Yuk yuk.

DG: Fish jokes?

Yeah, like “What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?”

“Dam!”

HA HA HAaaaaaa.

DG: The language on this blog is reprehensible.

Reprehensible? The biggest word I know is “mayonnaise”.

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How Many Pirates…?

Posted on September 24, 2025 by kimerer_brian

How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?

DG: What are you doing?

I’m telling a pirate joke. Two can play that game.

DG: That's a lightbulb joke.

Don’t be picky.

“None”, because they didn’t have light bulbs back then.

Blah blah. Your’e just envious of my joke telling skills.

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A New Milestone

Posted on September 14, 2025 by kimerer_brian

If you look down at our hit counter, you may notice that it has now surpassed the 500,000 count.

Half a million hits!

We haven’t seen an event like this since we hit 250,000 on December 7, 2019.

Another Milestone Achieved

Back then, we calculated our hit rate relative to the Google hit rate and bruised our egos.

So for this milestone, we will celebrate more effectively. DG has taken his turn again at the 3D simulator, and is reprising his own fireworks display.

Turn on the sound for the full effect, and be prepared to have your socks knocked off!

Oh well. I presume your socks are still safely in place. But we are having fun anyway.

Congratulations to us.

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Try Another Way

Posted on September 11, 2025 by kimerer_brian

I have found another way to help determine what content we will post on this blog.

We shall roll the dice.

Click below to roll the dice.

DG: How does that decide what goes on the blog?

Well, um…. it doesn’t really, But I wanted to see if i could simulate a dice roll in my 3D animation tool.

Pretty cool, hunh?

DG: I noticed that you made it come up snake eyes.

Ya. Sorta reminds of your beady little eyes. Heh heh heh.

DG: Ah. Heads, I win.

No. Wait a minute. That’s not what I meant.

Can I take that back?

Dang.

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