Now that you are spending so much time Zooming, you finally have the perfect excuse to upgrade that horrid little laptop computer you have been using for so long.
As you are probably already aware, computers are powered by smoke. You know that is true because as soon as the smoke leaks out, the computer stops working.
So to avoid the risk of being offline, you should go ahead and replace it with something that is bigger/better/faster, right?
Well, I guess they just don’t make things like they used to.