It has been a while since I have run into DG, so I checked up on him to see how he is doing with his woodworking hobby. It looks like he has finished his first project.
Me: OK. What is it?
DG: You can’t tell?
Me: Um…. Maybe…… Is it a lamp?
DG: No.
Me: Is it a foot stool?
DG: No.
Me: Is it a mallet?
DG: No!
Me: Is it a dog dish?
DG: We don’t have a dog.
Me: Oh. Yeah. Is it a hot plate?
DG: NO!
Me: OK. I give up. What is it?
DG: It’s a jewelry box.
Me: Well, that’s a relief. I was afraid you were going to call it “Art”.
